SoulSlam was working at Macy's (no joke). In the Men's dept. High end casual like Ralph Lauren Polo, Hilfiger and Nautica. Year was '93 if I remember. And SoulSlam was rocking some pretty long hair.
Anyway, two ladies come up, I help them out, I'm very nice (we were on commission). One lady kept going on about my hair. Ok, ma'am. As I ring her up she says loudly so everyone in general vicinity could hear "if you were my son I'd throw you out!"
To which I responded without missing a beat "if I were your son I'd run away!". She had zero to say after that.
It's all in the timing.
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