THREE DAY WEEKEND!

You know, on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, they had a segment about why Columbus Day is still a thing...I'll tell you why: SO I CAN HAVE A THREE DAY WEEKEND!!!

But they had some good points; SoulSlam is not of Italian heritage, so celebrating a man who got lost and "discovered" America in this day and age seems a little loose. Listen Paisan, the vikings and the celts had all been here before. Probably as much as 500 years before your expedition reached ground. SMACK!

But I'll enjoy my extra day off from the J-O-B...