The Mother of All Winters

I used this captivating title in an e-mail, and now I am using it again. We have a MAJOR storm a brewing, to start overnight and continue to Friday (it's lunchtime Wednesday as I type)...
This is the worst winter I can remember. Been Alaska-cold, snow and ice every few days, town here in the North J. running out of salt. Kids are already running a deficit on days off and they are starting to take daya away, which is absolutely chapping the YSSS.

So I need to go gas up my Detroit Guzzler. Get some extra petrol for the snow thrower, de-ice said snow thrower and hope for the best.

Could be a long couple of days.