Does a guy, making $82MM to pitch for the Yankees get spotted a 12 run (that is not a typo) lead in the 4th inning and can't get the W?
Be AJ Burnett. That's how.
This guy is an absolute stiff.
Throws hard. Right over the plate.
Hasn't won since June.
Gets unexplained shiners.
Has some of the worst tattoos this side of Rex Ryan.
Can't crack the post-season starting staff.
Can't beat the Boston Red Sox.
Glad he's yours.
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