Jeter-riffic

So at long last, the day has arrived.
JETER! 3000! LEGEND!

Congrats, Derek. I mean it. True that.

Magical 5 for 5. A homerun (that he pulled! He hasn't pulled a ball in 7 years!). Tears. Of Joy. From Jorge. And Minka. And two guys named Joe (one a Saint, the other a dope).

So SoulSlam is giving out advice. Retire today, D. Immortal moment. You can never top it. So say goodbye. Then all the Yankee fans can get their true wish and go after Jose Reyes in the off-season.

BTW, he was 1-4 today with a bunt single. K'd 2x. Back to reality.


Getting ready for "Dancing with the Stars".
Keepin' it real. Real gay.