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That's me. At the bottom of my division (DIVISION 1!) in the fantasy football league I got roped into.

Had our draft, acted like a dork. Thought I drafted a pretty good team. Then game day. Here's how I feel about these guys:

Aaron Rodgers - ESPN the Magazine cover boy. Scored me 15 points. Week 1 Grade: Loser.
Marion Barber - maybe if that fat-a Wade Phillips let him run a little instead of splitting his time 3 ways I could have had something. Week 1 Grade: Incomplete.
Rashard Mendenhall - scored a TD late with P'Burgh's anemic offense. Week 1 Grade: A
Wes Welker - Two TDs. Week 1 Grade: A
DeSean Jackson - what can you say when your QB goes down and the dog killer comes in and can't do anything but run. Week 1 Grade: Loser (by no fault of his own).
Brent Celek - see DeSean Jackson. Week 1 Grade: Loser (by no fault of his own).
Adam Vinitieri - I guess when Indys O can't go, he suffers. Week 1 Grade: Bum.
CJ Spiller - "Oooh, great pick". 7yds rush, 6yds rec. Sucky. Week 1 Grade: Rookie Loser.
Steelers DST. Week 1 Grade: C.

Next up a team called Gym Tan Laundry. I better win that one.