Question - What do movies such as Slumdog Millionaire, Titanic, Schindler's List. Forrest Gump, The English Patient all have in common (besides the Oscar I mean)?
THEY WOULD OF ALL BEEN BETTER IF DOLPH LUNDGREN STARRED IN THEM!!!
It's pretty fitting that Mr. L would be in The Expendables, since his incredible acting ability and stature in the industry has been under someones thumb forever. Keepin' the man down. Way down.
Some facts about the incredible Dolph:
Wikipedia calls him a Swedish actor, director and martial artist. If he practiced the Hebrew religion would they call him a Jewish actor? I think not. Anti-swedites!
He's a 3rd degree black belt, so he has the whole Hollywood goliath afraid he could kick their collective asses!
He speaks 57 languages.
He invented the iPod for Apple. He's a genius.
The character of SpongeBob Squarepants was loosely based on Mr. Lundgren's life.
He has advised most world-leaders in matters of socio-economic importance.
He is 8 foot tall.
He originally turned down the Matt Damon role in Good Will Hunting.
The Dolphin was named in honor of the great man.
DOLPH!!!!
PS - SoulSlam made up all those facts. But they could be true, maybe.
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