The Range

Let me begin by saying I am not a golfer.

Anyway the story goes like this:

My oldest was invited with some pals to spend the day at Great Adventure, a Six Flags joint somewhere south of here. So when I got home from toiling in the salt mine yesterday, I took my youngest to the driving range. He likes whacking balls around, so I thought it would be fun.

Get there, it's one of those duplex ranges, so we're going up top. Bought a large (115 little fellas), rented some hoopdy driver for me (his was gratis) and away we go.

YSSS (Youngest Son of SoulSlam)hit 'em pretty good. He's 9, so we don't need to get crazy yet. I haven't done this in about 10 years or longer, so I was pretty surprised with my drives. I was probably averaging 150 yds and getting as far as 200 on some. Little shankapotomus at times but what the hey.

Maybe with a real club I could gain some air. Beat on a few golfers. That would be nice.

Went to Sonic after. First timer I am. I guess "no mayo" is a suggestion when you order.