6.11.2010

Poor Ralph Macchio


He was the Karate Kid. Always in our hearts. "Wax on, wax off". Takin' down the bad guy. You know it.

Now he's being relegated to the Heep. By Will Smith's kid. A kid with dreads.

And he doesn't even do karate.

Apparently, the new movie, the Karate Kid is set in Beijing, with Jackie Chan the mentor. So that would mean China. Karate is Japanese (actually Okinawan - though the basis came from China). So this pint-sized Manny Ramirez look-alike is actually the Kung-Fu Kid.

So Ralph has to resort to making You Tube videos to stay current.

Is an Eight is Enough reunion move for behind?

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