Correlation?

I may have finally figured something out.

Now there are always exceptions to rule...but it occurred to me this morning waiting an eternity at the ATM that most of my trials and tribulations at this oasis of cash is caused by people driving what is termed "luxury automobiles"!

Tell me I'm wrong. I dare you.

Now if that is the case, we can then make the leap to the next point; people in luxury cars are dumber than the average Joe (or Josephine). I don't think it's a stretch.

I will be verifying my hypothesis over the next few months. Stay tuned.