SO apparently the pro hockey players from the U.S. beat the pro hockey players from the Great White North last night. I know this because I can't escape it. Even though I wish I could.
Hockey = dumb.
Now everybody of a certain age remembers the Miracle on Ice. When a team of AMATEUR HOCKEY PLAYERS FROM THE U.S. went and did the unimaginable. Inspiring.
And anybody who likes a good movie knows all about Slap Shot, one of the funniest movies you will ever watch.
But other than that, I can't remember any hockey event or happening I care about. And niether should you, eh.
So here's my hockey joke:
Why do Canadians do it doggy-style?
So everybody can watch the hockey game!
Canadian hate mail can be sent care of SoulSlam.
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