12.15.2009

SHHHHH...



Don't make any noise, you might wake Omar.

Are you freakin' kidding me!!!

Halladay is a Phillie. Lackey is with the Bosox.

And the Mets are looking at Kelvim Escobar. Guy can't even spell his own name right.

I am hexed.

Imagine having to explain to the 11 year old son of SoulSlam that this is what it means to be a Met fan during the hot-stove (re: Winter) months: MISERABLE. ANXIOUS. WAITING FOR SOMETHING THAT NEVER COMES. LIKE LINUS VAN PELT IN THE G&#-DAMN PUMPKIN PATCH.

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