Do you know who this is? In the immortal words of Desi Arnaz - "let me'splain'.
Long ago I wrote this, and I guess you can call this the companion piece, the follow-up, the sequel. I'm talking about that very annoying coffee-drinking personality, who will be known as The Sipper. These troglodytespark their enormous (usually)keesters in the way of the working man so they can get that cup of joe just so. Puh-lease.
YOU ARE IN MY WAY! GET OUT OF MY WAY! I HAVE A LIFE I HAVE TO GET TO! I CANNOT HANG OUT IN A CONVENIENCE STORE WAITING FOR YOU TO PERFECT YOUR BREW! LOSER!!!
If you are The Sipper in your neck of the woods, you need to stop. Pour yourself a tall black, put in anything and tough it out, cowboy. Aversion Therapy works.
I see we have a comment. We welcome comments, since SoulSlam is equal opportunity with his venom. But be forewarned, if you invite abuse, it is rude not to accept.
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