Travelling today to the great state of Texas (again). So I got to sit at Newark Liberty Airport, which is one of life's great thrills, something everyone should experience. But I digress.
What exactly is everyone sipping through enormous straws, in what amounts to a clear slurpee cup (dome cap and all) that they purchase at trendy coffee haunts?
I deduce the following - it is most likely cool to the touch, since anyone drinking hot coffee through a straw the size of a PVC pipe would most likely have a 3rd degree burn on their tongue; it looks like there's some whip cream in there, like a seven year old would like; and it costs a small bundle, but still the consumers purchase. I am befuddled, because to me you all look like lazy drone-bots being bamboozled by the evilness of Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and now Dunkin' D.
If you want coffee, go to your neighborhood coffee shoppe or corner deli and support the real folks. The corporate bean must be destroyed!
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