Yesterday, looking at YSSS I told him I was going to pick him up a new pair of baseball pants for practice. He was wearing a pair of grey flares that he's has since 13U travel. He's starting to look like Huck Finn wearing them (high waters y'all).
Then he hit me with this:

"Dad, get me a black pair."
I stared. Really?
Apparently his HS wears BLACK BASEBALL PANTS. I am beside myself. Wow.

At least they're not pinstriped.