9.12.2014

The Guacamole Scam

Went to Chipotle for lunch. I always get a burrito bowl with chicken, bottle of water. Unless I'm someplace where the Chipotle serves cerveza. Usually comes to about $10.00.

Today though, my tally was $12.00. I paid and sat in my little alcove eating the food. But I could see the menu. I remember thinking "prices have gone up." But lo and behold, pricies are the same. So what the heck is going on. So I looked at my receipt (always keep the receipt). They charged me for guacamole. Which I did not have. Because I'm really not a big fan of guacamole. But a lot of people are. And the guacamole costs $2.11 + tax!!! WOW!

So I ambled over to register with my somewhat eaten bowl and my receipt. To show them, "hey look no guacamole!" Very nice guy gives me $2.25 back, says sorry. All good, right?

But I started thinking, because $2.11 + tx seems an awful lot for what amounts to a condiment. Especially when it's basically about a tablespoon full. My Shop-Rite currently has a bag of 4 HASS avacados for $3.89. So let's say each avacado costs $1.05. A medium avacado gives us 5 servings. But these HASS' are the large ones, so let's say 7 servings. We add some lime juice, garlic and onion to the mix...that's about 35 cents worth I guess. So our 7 servings cost a total of $1.40. That's 20 cents a serving!!!!

Using Chipotle's price they make $14.77 + tax on this condiment for those 7 servings. That is 75X the cost of the goods. Basic rule of thumb in restaurant biz is 3x your food costs is price you charge a customer. So by my calculation, you should be paying about 60 cents for your dollop of green fudge. But you're paying over 1/4 of your entree for a condiment to be added. Which I wouldn't have realized unless they dopes tried to screw me, come to think of it. Now I'm pissed.

You are sheep.

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