OMG! STOP! JUST STOP!

Today is the FINAL HOME GAME OF DEREK JETER (cue the angelic trumpets). Except for Mr. Keith Olbermann (aka "Tubby"), the new coverage of this is absolutely killing me. He was a good player, OK. Played enough season to be considered great I guess. HOF here he comes.

But stop. He's not the greatest player ever. And you could make the case that this guy is self-centered and selfish as any player ever.

I'm listening to a fleet of sad, grown men calling into the Pope and saying their goodbyes. Weep weep.

Good bye. Take your #2 and go away.