Hello Sandy?

"Ummm, it's SoulSlam. I've been thinking and I can really help this team. Yeah, I know I'm older than dirt, but I've been lifting weights and I think I can really do sme damage at the SS position. SS for SoulSlam! Get it?

Anyway, get back to me boyo. I'm looking for a cool mil to tear the cover off the ball again. Adios."

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(This is an exerpt of a call made between Sandy Alderson, GM of the NY Mets and SoulSlam. We'll keep you updated).