H-E-Double Hockey Sticks

International Man of Mystery, SoulSlam has to go to the Great White North today for an overnight jaunt for work. First time ever. Be back Thursday night, so the pod-people will be hard pressed to take this red-blooded AMERICAN!
Some things you should know:

I hate Hockey

I don't like the cold

I feel we should consider taking over Canada, paving it and making it a giant parking lot for NYC.

Awesome. Flight at 3PM. Nausea at 2:30.

P.S. - hey wikipedia, give it a break. Commies.