Why SoulSlam Can't

1. Be a Little League Coach and 2. Condone what LL Coaches do.

SoulSlam can't take the field looking like an add for J Crew. Wearing a collared golf shirt and pair of khaki pants. I hate dressing that was for work, why in the world would I do it on a ballfield?

Allow the kids on my team to sing and chant in unison like a girls softball team. It is baseball. Stop the auditions for Glee, coaches!

Allow myself to be miked. I'm not sure how these automatons do it - but sometimes a trip to the mound or conversation with my batter is not pleasant. These guys are all Robert Young (who?).

And probably most important; SoulSlam would never, ever, allow an 11, 12 or 13 YO kid to throw a curveball. EVER. Bet on that one hard.