The Immortal Mr. Norris

Like a modern-day Odin, this celtic warrior is HUGE. He is hirsute, manly and above all else - Chuck Norris!

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A couple of my own facts about Chuck:

The Octagon was the greatest piece of cinematic achievement in 1980. Forget The Empire Strikes Back or Ordinary People, which only won an Oscar.

Chuck kicks ass.

Without Chuck Norris, there is no Steven Seagal. Ever.

Chuck Norris would be the greatest star of any movie ever made, but he is so gracious, he lets other actors have the roles.

Johnny Depp secretly wishes he was Chuck Norris.

The name "Chuck" was named after Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris will save the planet from disaster on December 21,2012, but he is too honorable to take credit.