Not A Shirt

First post of 2010!

Anyway, the Clan SoulSlam went to the movies on NYD - and decided to grab a bite after.
Went to the local Applebee's, which tends to put sauces and spreads that I don't like on everything. Oh, well.

So we have about a 10 minute wait and I spy a fellow with some girth chowing down and drinking Heineken. What caught my eye was the unbelievably tight, bright red Under Armour mock turtleneck he was wearing in public.

Now, Under Armour makes a fine product. And if your on the field, out in the elements, etc. it makes a lot of sense to wear. I could even see it being worn with a fleece or t-shirt over it.

But:
1. While you are gorging yourself in public
2. In a color that screams "HERE I AM"
3 And the most strenuous thing your doing is dipping a mozzarella stick

Is not the best use of this technologically advanced fabric.

Gonna be a good year!