Rec hoops this morning. Really early. 9AM.
Playing a team coached by a guy who, shall I say, pissed SoulSlam off. But that's not unusual. We have a rule that all players must play at least 1/2 the game. The spirit of the rule is that all players should get fair playing time. So in a basketball game, if say three (3) players are on the court 95% of the time, and four (4) players are basically playing for two (2) spots, then technically the rule wasn't broken. I admit as much.
Now, we had 8. I would say that within a minute or so, most of my boys played about 25-26 minutes total.
25 x 8 = 200. That's how many player minutes are in a 40 minute basketball game.
So what am I doing standing on a soapbox? It's rec. And all the boys deserve to play. Here's how the other team shook out:
Player 1 = 32 minutes (he only took this kid out because I complained to the wishy-washy league director at halftime)
Player 2 = 40 minutes
Player 3 = 40 minutes (I never saw 2 or 3 leave court once)
Player 4 = 22 minutes
Player 5 = 22 minutes
Player 6 = 22 minutes
Player 7 = 22 minutes
So after the game I told the fat little weeble of a coach that it was BULLSHIT playing 3 players the whole game. His response was "he didn't play three the whole game"...and I guess that is technically true. At that point I told Chubby that he was a piece of shit. That's when it got good.
Mr. Technicality told me I was an asshole. And that I was the reason his son didn't play baseball anymore. Which I found funny since I never coached his kid. And since his kid could never, ever hit a baseball, I found it funny. I did remind the round mound of baloney that his kid was good at stealing laptops, since he stole YSSS's.
This is gonna get bigger!